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modestxwolves:

how to keep seabears away

  • no playing the clarinet. 
  • Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey.)
  •  Don’t stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
  •  Don’t ever eat cheese. (Cubed, sliced is fine.)
  •  Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion. 
  • Or clown shoes. 
  • Or a hoop skirt. 
  • And never 
  • evER 
  • EVER 
  • SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE
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